The Wayward Butt-Bullet (Part 5)

Reaction of two people whose personal space ar...

Reaction of two people whose personal space are in conflict. See also (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I don’t think that I ever truly considered making a choice between him and the butt-vibrator; however, I may have considered dumping the videos and taking the guy plus the toy. My memory fails me…While I searched for a proper response, he stepped into my very personal space. “Girl, let’s be up outta this place, you and me.” He nodded toward the door and licked his surprisingly voluptuous lips.

Okay, up until that moment I had been vaguely flattered in spite of myself. But now I was just grossed out. Yeah, and spooked, too. I mean was it just me or do people really come on that strong, having spotted someone just 3 seconds ago?

Damn this dude! He had me trembling in fear and cursing myself for even coming into this store. I swore yet again that this would most definitely be my last shopping spree in a novelty shop, so help me God. Ugh, this weird kid had just ruined everything and all I wanted to do was run as fast as my fat little legs could carry me. But then, I was scared to run for fear that he would follow me. He seemed creepy enough to do it. “Yeah, no—“ I stuttered. “I sooo have a boyfriend,” I lied. We both looked armful of incriminating evidence I held. “He’s gonna freak out over this stuff I got him,” I improvised, attempting a light-hearted laugh that didn’t fool either of us. “So, yeah…sorry,” I apologized lamely for no reason, backing away and laying down the vidoes.

Now what?!

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