Come out of the Closet (AND the correct bathroom, please!) part 1

Coming out of the closet

Coming out of the closet (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I personally believe that you should be comfortable with whoever you are, sexual preferences and all. I’m not so naïve as to imagine that we live in a perfect world where people make it particularly easy to be sexually…different; but still, let’s quit lying, first of all to ourselves.

Take for instance this amazingly cute guy I met in a bookstore. I know what  you’re thinking—only lame nerd-type guys frequent bookstores, and oddballs who are trying to pick up women somewhere besides at church and at the club. But don’t be so quick to jump to conclusions. Have I met any guys who actually read books? Okay, no; BUT I have seen a few in scenes on TV and I know that they exist. So I thought that perhaps I had just stumbled upon one in this particular book joint.

Now don’t go getting your panties twisted when I admit that I bumped into him as he was coming out of the women’s bathroom. Yes, yes I know NOW that it should have sent up the antennae of my internal radar that he was coming out of the women’s bathroom as though he had just used it. But that’s how I am, you know, always ready to help a guy out by making up excuses for him.

I wasn’t sure which shocked me more: the rich chocolaty color of his irises staring at me and the olive color of the skin of his just-washed hands…or the fact that he was exiting the ladies room just as I was attempting to go in.

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